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If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?

A proverb set up as a pattern. After two sayings, you expect a third saying, and the riddle gives you arithmetic instead.

If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?

Reveal the answer

Nine

Four plus five is nine.

How to solve it (spoilers)

How to think about it

  1. The first two lines quote the proverb “two is company, three is a crowd”.
  2. The pattern makes you search for a word to complete it: four is a party, four is a riot, and so on.
  3. The hint says to just add. Treat four and five as numbers.
  4. Four and five are nine.

Why “Nine” is the answer

Four plus five equals nine, and “what are four and five” is a plain arithmetic question once you stop looking for the next line of the proverb. The joke is a bait and switch: the saying primes you for wordplay, then the riddle asks for a sum. It is a small lesson in reading the question that is actually asked.

Common wrong answers

  • A party. A natural extension of the proverb, but the riddle is not asking you to continue it.
  • Twenty. Four times five is twenty; the riddle says “and”, which means add.

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