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What kind of band never plays music?

A riddle about a band that has nothing to do with music. The word “band” has an everyday meaning that most people only notice at an office desk.

What kind of band never plays music?

Reveal the answer

A rubber band

A rubber band holds things together but makes no music.

How to solve it (spoilers)

How to think about it

  1. Musical bands play music by definition, so this band must be a different kind.
  2. A band can also be a strip or loop of material: a wristband, a headband, a rubber band.
  3. The hint says it stretches.
  4. A rubber band holds things together and never plays a note.

Why “a rubber band” is the answer

A rubber band is a loop of elastic, and although it is called a band it has no musicians and plays no music. The riddle uses the oldest meaning of “band”, a strip that binds, against the modern meaning, a group of players. Headbands and wristbands would also fit, but the stretch hint picks out rubber.

Common wrong answers

  • A silent band. A musical band that never plays is a contradiction rather than a pun.
  • A headband. A headband is also a band that plays nothing, so it is a reasonable alternative; the stretching hint points to rubber.

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